Rain death on your enemies with arrowslits

Fortress upgrade

Concave (left) and convex (below) curved Dungeon Stone walls with arrowslits add more design options to your fortress.

Convex curved Dungeon Stone wall with arrowslits

Tired of your arrows bouncing off the stone and killing your minions? Upgrade your fortress with the latest in evil-lair home security.

This is one of the more useful curved-wall elements. Who doesn't like a turret with some arrow slits, amirite?

This release is the first on our new schedule. From now on, expect one release per week over the course of the month.

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Files are available now via Dropbox to our Patreon supporters. Files are posted to Thingiverse and MyMiniFactory later, as time permits. Check back if you don’t see them right away.

Fight the Netherbrain with your own astral prism

BG3-inspired 3D-printed Astral Prism

This screw-top astral-prism ornament will keep the Netherbrain at bay all season long. Photo by Monica Jones

Last week, I posted pics of the astral prism replica Devon made with iron-filled PLA and remote-controlled fairy lights.

We considered giving them to friends as holiday gifts, but the cost was prohibitive. So he redesigned the artifact, giving it a screw-top lid and exchanging the fairy lights for an LED tea light. He diffused the tea light with fiber fill for a softer glow and added a tiny hole in one of the spokes for a string or hook.

These smaller, lighter artifacts make awesomely nerdy holiday ornaments, and we’re excited to be selling them in our store. Every ornament includes an LED tea light and a string for hanging. We’re also including a small tube of glue in case your cat knocks it off the tree and smacks it around like a stone-cold predator.

If that example seems oddly specific, it’s because our cat is an asshole.

A tea-light insert gives the orange underlay a soft, ominous red glow. Shadowheart approves. Photo by Monica Jones

Hans Gruber gets the drop on Christmas

Hans Gruber from Die Hard falling off of Nakatomi Plaza

Hans Gruber takes the quick way out of Nakatomi Plaza. Photo by Monica Jones

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers! It’s Christmas time in Hollis, Queens!

“Die Hard” is my favorite Christmas movie, and Devon decided I needed this 3D-printed advent calendar in my life. He wasn’t wrong. I’m just another American who saw too many movies as a child, I guess.

Hans is attached to the calendar with a magnet, making it easy to slide him toward his well-tailored doom.

The file is from Otrodon at Cults3D. Devon printed it at 130% in order to make the writing legible, and he used the new Arachne wall generator.

Happy trails, Hans!